Arctic Monkeys, Walk The Moon, tea, tattoos, piercings, my girlfriend and How I Met Your Mother is everything i need.
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Post reblogged from i'm glad i get to call her mine with 92,722 notes
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
and like six hundred fictional characters
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It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…
BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
Haha
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Post reblogged from Chlowe After Dark with 125,467 notes
becoming an adult is weird
it’s like
wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule
wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos
wait what?
did i stutter
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Photoset reblogged from As Far As Appendages Go with 222 notes
wtf there are no photo-set arrangement options anymore so now i feel even dumber but whateva i needed to do a pic-dump
Post reblogged from Love, Life, and, My Chaos with 44,593 notes
If any of us become famous painters, film makers, photographers, illustrators, et cetera, we have to hide lemons in all our works. It’ll be our inside joke and it’ll confuse historians for centuries, okay? Okay.
As a historian, I’m quite glad I’m in on this joke. I’ll publish some telling book at the end of my life “blowing open the secret of the lemons.” Please tumblr. Make me the most famous historian.
Chat reblogged from Love, Life, and, My Chaos with 142,618 notes
- (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
- Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
- Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
- Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
- Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
- Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
- (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
- Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
- (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
- Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
- Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
- Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
- (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
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Me at school dances
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